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"You order a slice of strawberry pie, and the waitress indicates through words and movements that it will be brought to you presently. The radio speaks soothingly to you from staticky speakers set into a foam-tile ceiling. It is telling a story about you! Your story, at last.”








So it’s the last week of schools for the seniors here, and that means everyday has a different dress up thingy.
Today was decades day, where everyone chooses a time period and dresses accordingly.
I rocked this look and called it the 2020’s, the times when this sort of thing would be socially acceptable.
So not only did I have a great time with it, I had some social commentary, got away with wearing this stuff in public which is fantastic, and not to mention got to show off my damn fine legs.
Decades day, success.



You look pretty cute in this.

hot damn


You look so cute!



so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc


do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it


a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing



born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

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when the person u like logs on



“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”


when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet


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Quick and simple lifehacks.

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Ahh yes, The dreaded school. When it comes around we all dread, new teachers, new schedule, some new unfamiliar faces, the MASSIVE amount of homework load, less time on tumblr. Here is another long post with a few sites and others to help you out here!

College needs:


Helpful sites:

High school needs:

Mental health resources:

Misc resources:



School resources:

Stress relief:

Studying/school help:

Foreign Languages:



Study Needs:


  1. Remember that today’s day in age is different from how it was back then. So don’t stress about school too much.High school students today have the anxiety of what a mental patient in the insane asylum had in the 50s. Here’s also a thing to show how times have changed.
  2. Prioritize. List what needs to get done first and when. Sometimes getting the bigger/harder tasks is easier than conquering the smaller/easier tasks.
  3. Set times when certain projects need to be done and stick to that deadline.
  4. Turn your phone off or give it to your parents while doing work/studying. I know that we live in the age of technology and literally everything is at the touch of our fingertips. Honestly though you can wait on what your favorite celebrity has to say or if your crush liked your instagram photo. You’ll be more involved in that than you are into your work.
  5. If you have trouble in a certain subject and there is no assigned seating, take advantage of the front. I guarantee you’ll learn more.
  6. Ask your teacher what exactly you’ll need to know. If you’re taking notes during the year, write in the margins whether or not it will be tested. It will be easier to know what you will be tested on.
  7. Save your exams. Half the time your teachers use the same questions (or questions similar) from your exams on your midterms or finals.
  8. Don’t try to do homework straight afterschool if you can’t, despite what everyone says. Give yourself an hour, and try to get some exercise in. I find it stops me getting bored of sitting down. Not to mention helps me concentrate better.
  9. Don’t just read the material, write it, draw it, recite it, quiz yourself on it! Until you have the material down.
  10. Join clubs, sports, or organizations! You’re guaranteed to find friends in there. You’ll already have common interests. Start with that and go with the flow.
  11. College kids: If you don’t have assigned seating, and you have been sitting in the same seat for 2 weeks. That is you assigned seat now. Don’t move or you’ll screw everyone up and they will hate you.
  12. Color code things, such as your notes. If you want to see how I color code my notes message me and I’ll be happy to show you
  13. Be kind to one another.

I think that about does it. So yeah:)


I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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I think I’ve out-done the corgi comic in terms of my most elaborate premise. I made this when I was REALLY tired. 


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