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lovemelikexoxo:

she has her priorities straight.

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

funnyandhilarious:

A Machine That Makes Paper Planes »

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

flustered-fallen-angel:

wheresurmoose:

The fucking sass… I swear… 

Mark Sheppard is actually Crowley

That’s why it’s so easy for him to play the role. He IS him.

"thats ice cream you twat"

❝IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.

—it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

zoroko:

We are Groot

Posted: 7 hours ago with 18,347 notes - VIA: liamdryden - SOURCE: zoroko - Reblog?

twelves-impossible-girl:

notsomolly:

“Eccleston was a tiger and Tennant was, well, Tigger. Smith is an uncoordinated housecat who pretends that he meant to do that after falling off a piece of furniture.” — Steven Moffat

I think we all know who that makes Capaldi.

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

wincestislove:

#AGAIN WITH THE IN SYNC SHOULDERS BOYS?

darndere:

"you can’t ship three people together!!!"

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mashable:

Finally, a use for all those boxes of Lego sets you won’t let your parents get rid off.

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the-paradox-machine:

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

I thought everyone could do this

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